(While driving somewhere with my 5 year old sister)
Me: Hey, look! The police are coming for you!
Sis: *gasp* WHY?!
Dad: They found out you killed Santa.
Sis: I didn't! Jesus did!!
"Whoa! Check out those glasses! I bet you'd need a really big straw for those!"
... arson is a felony.
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