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Mom: Dammit, I meant cage. There's not enough meat on his bones yet. Now the dog...
(My little cousin wanted a dog, but we bought him a gerbil.)
Store Worker: which one do you like?
Cousin: The brown one with the big ears
Store Worker: *Hands it to him*
Me: What are you gonna name him?
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