(Today was my fifteenth birthday, and my mom woke me up at midnight to say this.) Mom: Happy Birthday! Me: Thanks, Mom. Mom: Would you like to hear about the hours of agonizing labor I went through when you were born? Me: Um. No thanks. Mom: Okay then. (leaves)
Mom: "Yeah, that's exactly what I said!"
The Story of Capitalism
Single Topic Blog of the Day: Creepy White Guys on Dating ...
Meet the 12 Gods of the Internet
He is all rigth now
How Many Peeps Can A .50 Cal Go Through?
deviantART User Sakimichan Imagines What Famous Animated ...
This is What Movie Posters Would Look Like if Their 1-Star ...
The Story of Friendship Town
Socially Awkward Seal Chronicles the Collective Awkwardness ...
Animals Have Amazing Instincts
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more
