Ugh, Not Now!

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(Today was my fifteenth birthday, and my mom woke me up at midnight to say this.) Mom: Happy Birthday! Me: Thanks, Mom. Mom: Would you like to hear about the hours of agonizing labor I went through when you were born? Me: Um. No thanks. Mom: Okay then. (leaves)
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Mom: "Yeah, that's exactly what I said!"

Going Into Labor? Better Tweet This!

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twitter,labor,parenting
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Could I Get a Synonym Please? Language of Origin?

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chores,definition,dictionary,dish washing,dishes,labor,mom,Parenting Fail,slave
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