Ewewew's Dad Knows There's a Fine Monetary Line

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Dad: Remember, porn for free is sexuality. You need a profit before you can call it a profession.
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You Have to Start Early to Make it In This Career

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Always Good to Have a Backup Plan

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Reach for the Stars! Sorry, I Meant Spatula

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It's never too early to crush those dreams, parents! Keep your kid in the service industry where they belong.

And Absolutely no Hope for Advancement

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You Need to Start Paying for Your Own Gravity Chambers, Son

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