Joel McHale of The Soup and Community apparently had a rough run-in with his kid. Stay strong, Joel!
("Six seasons and a movie!")
(Me eating a chocolate orange on sofa, dad who is on a diet next to me)
Dad: I hope you die in pain.
Mom: What's that lump on your neck son? (after noticing a weird lump on my brother's neck)
Dad: Isn't that his head?