A Contradictory Skill Set

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homework,diet,kids,baking,parenting,g rated
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Murray's Dad is Having Sugar Withdrawals

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(Me eating a chocolate orange on sofa, dad who is on a diet next to me) Dad: I hope you die in pain.
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The Old Carcinogen Diet

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Dad: What have I always said about smoking? Me: I don't know, it's bad, don't do it? Dad: No, it keeps you thin.
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