Things Parents Have Said To Teachers

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teachers, parents, complaints
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Our Hunger Will Never Be Satiated

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candy,cotton candy,crazy,crazy eyes,food,om nom nom,Parenting Fail
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We Must Use this Information for the Good of All

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brain,crazy,diagram,g rated,parenting,Parenting Fail,toddler,true facts
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WE DEMAND MORE CAKE

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birthday party,cake,crazy,dessert,evil,food,Parenting Fail
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At Which Point She Bought Tin Foil to Protect Her Brain Waves

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(My mom was talking to her self at the store) Me: Mom who are you talking too? Mom: Myself, I have to talk louder than the voices in my head.
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*Please Consult Your Pets Before Making Any Life-Changing Decisions*

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Abortion Debate,cat,crazy,Parenting Fail,pets,trolling,yahoo answers
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Clearly somebody is very familiar with the art.

Love is Just a Santoku Away

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(Talking about my mum's partner.) Sister: But you do love each other, I know that. Mum: It's a fine line between love and hate and the cutlery drawer. Sister: You're never too old to- Mum: To stab someone? No.
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