(Talking to sister about a long string of failed relationships.)
Sister: Y'know, I've given up on men. Too much hassle.
Me: You should try women.
Sister: Been there, done that, collected their t-shirts.
Mother: (Walks in absent-mindedly) You should try horses....
Sister: Yeah, probably.
What's the most logical thing for a mom to do after her daughter has her first breakup? Why, submit an essay about it to a magazine, of course!
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