Mom: .... OH MY GOD.
Mom: I DIDNT KNOW OWLS HAD WINGS.
Mom: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST CHUBBY LITTLE CREATURES.
(After I was being a coward to go talk to some strangers):
Dad: Haha! Quack ! Quack! Quack!
Me: That's a duck...
Dad: Oh... Ka kaw ! Ka kaw !
Me:Nope ... Not a chicken...
Dad: DAMMIT !
Mom: I don't like birds. They don't have arms. I don't like anything without arms.
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