Mom: .... OH MY GOD. Me: What? Mom: I DIDNT KNOW OWLS HAD WINGS. Me:.... W-what? Mom: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST CHUBBY LITTLE CREATURES.

(After I was being a coward to go talk to some strangers): Dad: Haha! Quack ! Quack! Quack! Me: That's a duck... Dad: Oh... Ka kaw ! Ka kaw ! Me:Nope ... Not a chicken... Dad: DAMMIT !

Mom: I don't like birds. They don't have arms. I don't like anything without arms.