My sister, offering whipped cream off of a sundae: Does anybody want this?
Mom: You don't like whipped cream?
Mom: There goes your sex life.
(To my 3 year old niece who is pretending to be a baby doll's mother)
Me: Josie, did that baby come from your belly?
(Josie looks at me as if I were the dumbest girl on Earth.)
Josie: No, it came from my uterus!
Warning: This May Make You Tear Up
Sad Cat of the Day: Cat Owners Wonder Why Their Cat is So ...
Swift Justice of the Day: How to Deal With Litterbugs
Check Out These Bizarre Illustrated Pokémon Fusions!
An Unfortunate Truth About Many Dog People
A Good Reason to Own a Dog
Spider-Woman Variant Cover Got You Down?
This Game of Peekaboo Was Too Much For One Little Girl
Meet Mari, The Sassiest Dog You’ll Ever Meet
Nothing Says "Throw Venture Capital at Me" Like a Novelty ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more