She really wants to go to Africa.

At least my dentist is proud of me...

Please tell us this is some sort of sick and perverse joke; or at least that younger generations aren't this far lost in the throes of a technology-addled era?

Obviously, Mom is still proud. 

As we're headquartered in Seattle, we may be a little biased here at Cheezburger...that doesn't mean we enjoy watching children cry. :(