Mahiro here is practicing the Kankudai (or Kanku Dai depending on which hastily-googled page you're looking at), one of the more advanced routines in karate.
Me (on phone): Hi mom, I'm just calling to let you know I survived the dorm fire.
Me: Yeah, we had a fire last night!
Mom: Did you start it?
From the submitter:
We were gonna have him jumped in on his 5th birthday but we had cake and a water balloon fight instead.
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