We throw this one around a lot: 'damn that was one hell of a roller-coaster!' But this, this right here truly was. What we have is a fine example of a devious, skullduggerous troll with an appetite for preying upon 'wrong numbered' strangers, none the wiser; and a mission fucking accomplished. The ending's a definite cliffhanger though: I can't be the only one wondering whether or not random dude with terrible spelling/grammar is going to go check out that imaginary porn shop 'Mike's Mortuary.' There's no way. But then again, the dude did kind of come across as weirdly desperate...and strangely forthcoming about it.

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Wow. There’s nothing quite like that feeling when inspiration strikes. Sir Isaac Newton felt it when an apple came crashing on to his head, and this dude felt it while watching this Michael Jackson impersonator tear shit up on the dance floor.

Except things didn’t really turn out as he expected.

Leaping on to the chair in hopes of upstaging this gloved dancer, the man fucks up this backflip and probably his spine. Let’s hope he makes it through this one alive because they carry him off and it definitely seems like he’s dead.

Have you seen this guy Sean Spicer? He’s that dude that seems like he’s about to start crying every time he has to defend the Trump administration’s poorly thought out schemes. Does Trump need someone to defend crowd size? Send Spicer. Does Trump need someone to explain why he used the word “Ban” in regards to his Muslim Ban? Send Spicer.

However, with the limitations of the 24-hour news cycle it’s hard to get all the Sean Spicer we want, nay, need. So someone, thankfully, started the twitter account @SeanSpicerFacts, which is home to dozens of fake and hilarious Alternative Facts. Check out the best ones:

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fail moose breaks into basement
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It could happen to you. The one night you forget to lock your doors is the night you put your entire family at risk. Intruders can break in and shit in your basement. Those intruder: Moose. How do we stop them: Undetermined.

Take this Idaho family as a blanket statement for an unnecessary fear that the rest of America should base their foreign policy on. If one moose can break into one house, what's to stop another moose from breaking into another house. 

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According to UPI, "The Idaho Department of Fish and Game said Senior Conservation Officer Alex Head responded Saturday night to a Hailey home where a cow moose was reported to be in the finished basement."

Apparently, the moose broke through a window and trapped itself in the basement. When will this madness end? I mean look at all this shit the moose left: 



via Idaho Fish and Game

The moose was eventually set free to bring its reign of terror to the Idaho countryside. The only question now is, when will this western menace strike again. 

J.K. Rowling's been wielding that electric wit with brutal, knifelike precision lately, when it comes to run of the mill alt-right cucks going after her on Twitter. These are some of the latest victims to her words of sweet savagery. 

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