You don't understand, symphonic power metal is a totally useful label without which we wouldn't be able to have a meaningful discussion about music at all.

Well that's harsh.

Axl Rose's grandma finally got her period in 2008, so there's hope for Dre's grandma!

To be fair, Richard Marx didn't have a rap verse in the middle of his 1989 single, so he wouldn't have needed Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges to write anything. So Bieber's songwriting army only outnumbers Marx's four to one instead of five to one. To be fair.

That's what it boils down to.