I kinda side with 1D on this one. Wolfgang would be nothing if his daddy wasn't famous (isn't that an observation typically reserved for pop stars?), and why is a drummer bashing people who don't write songs?
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Sample their Van Halen cover and see for yourself.
[laughingsquid via tdw]