The statistics are a little skewed thanks to the often-forgotten 1973 single "Yeah, Baby, Yeah! Love! Yeahhhhghhhh!!" which featured David Lee Roth wailing the title for three and a half minutes over a sitar drone.
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I kinda side with 1D on this one. Wolfgang would be nothing if his daddy wasn't famous (isn't that an observation typically reserved for pop stars?), and why is a drummer bashing people who don't write songs?