Led Zeppelin Will Turn You White

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Led Zeppelin Will Turn You White
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Not sure if this is about Zep's use of Lord of the Rings imagery or a racial joke about their fans being (Gandalf the) white.

So Metal You'll Kill Dragons

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So Metal You'll Kill Dragons
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Warning: Dio is not responsible for any bodily harm caused by climbing mountains or slaying dragons.

Why Can't I Put My Fist Down?

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Why Can't I Put My Fist Down?
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Seriously, if I don't put my fist down soon, people will think I'm trying to join the Black Panthers.

Beethoven Has Some Pretty "Deaf" Jams

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Beethoven Has Some Pretty "Deaf" Jams
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He's crying because he can actually kinda hear his own music through the power of 21st-century headphone technology.