The Most Painful Rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner Ever

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From a recent Dallas-Los Angeles Major League Soccer match.

Look, we know she's 11, and we also know that people who pick on children online are contemptible bullies with major insecurities about their sexual organs, etc. etc. But a performance this egregious can be a learning opportunity not only for whoever billed her to open the game, but also for her, that she's not (and shouldn't want to be) Christina Aguilera.

Call Me Maybe: College Edition

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The Big 10 college mascots put aside their rivalry (Ha! Just kidding. They were obviously nowhere near each other during shooting) to make a college-themed version of that song we're totally not sick of yet. Is a stadium routine coming next?

She Ain't tha 1

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She Ain't tha 1
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When they're together, they're a Jay-Z song. When she's by herself, she's an N.W.A. song. GENIUS.