What Slayer Will Demand If They Play at Your Festival

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What Slayer Will Demand If They Play at Your Festival
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This was allegedly sent to the producers of the FunFunFun Fest in Austin, where Slayer played earlier this year, and dear god we hope it's real. Because as great as Slayer is, knowing that they order "hand sanitizer" AND "hand satanizer" makes them ten times as great.

Slayer-Brand Wine Is Perfect for Cooking the Sacrificial Goat

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Slayer-Brand Wine Is Perfect for Cooking the Sacrificial Goat
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Because metal is best enjoyed at fancy dinner parties, an official Slayer-brand wine called Reign in Blood rolled out this month. Sold in Sweden, it's a Cabernet Sauvignon made in California and is supposed to go down perfectly with Cradle of Filth-brand cheese.