Excuse T. Swift, But She Doesn't Want to Let Them Finish

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Taylor Swift caught mouthing 'Shut the F*ck Up' at One Direction during last night's MTV Video Music Awards.

The Most Moving Performance of the Night: Harry Styles Twerking

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The Most Moving Performance of the Night: Harry Styles Twerking View Fullscreen
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See if you can find all of the faces, or name more in the comments: the I-can't-believe-this-is-happening face, the I'm-too-old-for-this face, the fangirl face, the watch-where-I'm-staring face, the white-boys-can-dance face.

Teenage Girl Youtube Comments: The Neo-Noir Edition

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In the pink corner, we have commenter 'Sophie Danze,' proud Directioner.

In the... also pink corner, we have commenter 'Jilianlovesthebeibs.' Proud Directioner and Belieber.

Dead Parrot took their Youtube comment slapfight in the comments section One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" and turned it into the dark, gritty mafioso drama script it was always meant to be.