Remember When Van Halen was Relevant?

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I kinda side with 1D on this one. Wolfgang would be nothing if his daddy wasn't famous (isn't that an observation typically reserved for pop stars?), and why is a drummer bashing people who don't write songs?

A Boy Band Gone Wrong

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For all the crazed adulation they're getting from the fangirls (the "directioners"), it stands to reason that one of them is a mutant bee in disguise, secreting pheromones on behalf of the others. My money's on the guy with the improbably sculpted hair.

A Single Direction, But With Double Standards

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One Direction's dating tips: Trick her into looking less pretty than you, then capitalize on her subsequently lowered self-esteem. GENIUS. And not at all misogynistic!

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