I guess it isn't just here that we make pointless comparisons - they do it on Facebook, too! And in Canada, if the hockey metaphor is any indication. Yay stereotypes!

You're a guy wearing a dress? I bet Kevin Barnes is SUPER jealous.

Don't like what's on the radio? You must be a HIPSTER.

It's like the '80s-chic version of the woodsy plaid hipster whose adventures we witnessed a while back.