I AM THE TABLE

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comic,Lou Reed,lulu,metallica,today i will listen to x
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Your mistake was listening to Lulu in the first place.

Lord of the Table

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Lord of the Rings,lulu,metallica
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Drunk Metal Success Guy

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drinking,Lou Reed,lulu,metallica,ride the lightning,slayer
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The man who would be St.Anger

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bad luck brian,lulu,meme,metallica
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Birthdays are no fun when you become the table.

Presenting the New Line of Metallica-Brand Ikea Furniture

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ikea,James Hetfield,lulu,metallica,table
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As if their last album wasn't bad enough, Metallica's James Hetfield had to go ahead and endorse his vanity line of Ikea endtables right in the lyrics.