What Slayer Will Demand If They Play at Your Festival

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What Slayer Will Demand If They Play at Your Festival
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This was allegedly sent to the producers of the FunFunFun Fest in Austin, where Slayer played earlier this year, and dear god we hope it's real. Because as great as Slayer is, knowing that they order "hand sanitizer" AND "hand satanizer" makes them ten times as great.

Megadeth and the Recycled Orchestra

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Remember the Recycled Orchestra from Paraguay we covered here? They lent Megadeth a hand in Colorado to perform "Symphony of Destruction." Destruction and rebirth go hand in hand, it seems.

The Reanimated Corpse of Tupac Performs at Coachella 2012

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"Reanimated corpse" isn't entirely accurate. It's actually a hologram of the late, great West-coast rapper, which gave a surprise performance to finish off the first week of Coachella 2012. This proves that (a) industry executives can own your body as well as your soul, and (b) '90s nostalgia has gotten WAY out of hand.

Why Ticketmaster Needs to Stick It

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Why Ticketmaster Needs to Stick It
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But! Though this will be old news to some, it still might not be too late to collect sweet refund justice for their exorbitant fees.