What Slayer Will Demand If They Play at Your Festival

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What Slayer Will Demand If They Play at Your Festival
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This was allegedly sent to the producers of the FunFunFun Fest in Austin, where Slayer played earlier this year, and dear god we hope it's real. Because as great as Slayer is, knowing that they order "hand sanitizer" AND "hand satanizer" makes them ten times as great.

He's Not Gonna Make It!

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He's Not Gonna Make It!
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Should've let the crowd get closer to the stage. That's what you get for distancing yourself.

Alice Cooper Covers "Born This Way" at Bonnaroo, Complete With Giant Reanimated Corpse of Lady Gaga

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Oh Alice, if your surprise rendition of Lady Gaga from your set at Bonnaroo proved anything, it's that you're a rebel through and through. Because there's nothing more shock rock than shocking your own fanbase with a cover of a radio-friendly hit.