Single Topic Blog: 99 Problems

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Single Topic Blog: 99 Problems
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Ever wondered what Jay-Z's "99 problems" are all about? Artist Ali Graham is doing his best to figure them out in his new Tumblr blog 99 Problems, where he showcases color illustrations of Hova dealing with first world rapper problems (as often referenced in his lyrics), ranging from brushing dirt off his shoulder to figuring out "where Brooklyn at." So far, more than 40 of the rapper's problems have been illustrated, with new updates being posted via @99probs99 Twitter feed.

Nicki Minaj Is Secretly a Sped-Up Jay-Z

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Listen to a Jay-Z song - any Jay-Z song - and TELL me Minaj isn't really Jay-Z cross-dressing and pumped up with estrogen.

99 Problems But a Witch Ain't One

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The Naked Bus exposes the prejudices inherent in the wizarding law enforcement system. And also butterbeer.

Shawn Carter, Hovah of Mars

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I guess there's some movie that just came out about a Civil War vet who travels to Mars, but I think I'll hold out until the blockbuster with Jay-Z comes out (there's a Roc-a-fella Studios? Who knew!).