In an age where we fetishize outdated technology, it's hard to tell if this guy is way behind the times, or far ahead of it. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone carried a phonograph around with them instead of an iPod by the year 2030.
It's a shame he can't grow them around his ears.
On second thought, maybe it's for the best. If he could, he'd probably have some terrible glandular issue.
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