All you need is a magic 8-bit cashbox that spits out gold dubloons onstage and you're set.

For the "doesn't deserve nice font" line alone, this post gets 10 out of 10 (twenty-somethings pretending that they're teen) stars.

Well, what else did you expect?

His exact words:

"They did such a faithful arrangement of the instruments but the vocals were that pop Glee style, ultra dry, sounded pretty tuned and the rock has no real sense, like it's playing to you from a cardboard box. It made it sound dinky and wrong."

Google's auto complete is THE TRVE KVLT VLTIMATE troll.