Comedian and actor Aziz Ansari is already noted BFFs with Kanye West and Jay-Z (he makes a brief cameo in the music video for "Otis"), so Tumblr site Emceez Ansari helpfully lets us know what it would be like if he were a rapper, too.

Five schools in Norway wisely reschedule their midterm dates to allow students to see "the greatest performer of our generation NOT named Kanye." This will allow students the opportunity to get a street education in swag.