An edited version of the original lyrical comparison has far less patience for The Bell Jar-esque angst.

It just goes to show: When you're writing a song, hire as many writers and producers as possible! Otherwise, you'll end up like poor Freddie and be stuck with rambling, nonsensical, and poorly written lyrics.

Seriously, if I don't put my fist down soon, people will think I'm trying to join the Black Panthers.

Freddie Mercury wasn't actually gay, he just ran out of women and had to move on to men.