First Tupac, Now Freddie Mercury

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First Tupac, Now Freddie Mercury
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At this rate we'll have to start a betting pool on who's going to be holorected next. Kurt Cobain? Pimp C? Perry Como?

Trust in the Mustache

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Trust in the Mustache
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Freddie Mercury wasn't actually gay, he just ran out of women and had to move on to men.

Draw Your Own Conclusions

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Draw Your Own Conclusions
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It just goes to show: When you're writing a song, hire as many writers and producers as possible! Otherwise, you'll end up like poor Freddie and be stuck with rambling, nonsensical, and poorly written lyrics.

Why Can't I Put My Fist Down?

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Why Can't I Put My Fist Down?
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Seriously, if I don't put my fist down soon, people will think I'm trying to join the Black Panthers.