Soon Bruno Mars Will Be Mine

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A backstage pass AND a stun gun, a potato sack, and a getaway van.

Observing the (Black) Sabbath

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For Ash Wednesday this year we rubbed ashes from the burning bodies of the damned on our foreheads and sacrificed a goat.

What I Hear at Music Lessons

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For every additional flat or sharp in the key signature, add a "aeally" between "you" and "suck."