Observing the (Black) Sabbath

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Observing the (Black) Sabbath
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For Ash Wednesday this year we rubbed ashes from the burning bodies of the damned on our foreheads and sacrificed a goat.

Rules of Band Shirts

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Rules of Band Shirts
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Just because their logo features a cute teddy bear doesn't mean that they don't promote, say, pedophilia in their lyrics.

What I Hear at Music Lessons

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What I Hear at Music Lessons
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For every additional flat or sharp in the key signature, add a "aeally" between "you" and "suck."