For every additional flat or sharp in the key signature, add a "aeally" between "you" and "suck."
Just because their logo features a cute teddy bear doesn't mean that they don't promote, say, pedophilia in their lyrics.
A backstage pass AND a stun gun, a potato sack, and a getaway van.
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