So he thought you were talking about eating an actual dead mouse? Ewwww.
It's as if your knowledge of dubstep is inversely proportional to the number of people you've dated!
Considering that he's standing beneath an elaborate series of vertical platforms topped by (presumably) hair-ridden humanoids, I'm betting he played a lot of Donkey Kong in the '80s.
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