Warning! Naughty language! Which, if you take the DJ's side of the story (in the description), might not be 100 percent unwarranted!

German site Spy Style shows you how to combine your favorite activity as a 12-year-old with your favorite activity as an adolescent onward.

Actually Paris Hilton knew exactly what she was doing at her premiere DJ set in Brazil a couple days ago, since all she did was press "play" on some top 40 tracks and awkwardly wiggle her shoulders.