Twist THE NIPPLES OF SATAAAAN and shout UNHOLY OATHS TO MOTHER HELLBEAASSST.
You realize that this is what the Beatles probably sounded like to grandparents living in the 50s.
The punctuation is especially important.
Adding göøglÿ eÿës to metal albums might make them a little less kvlt, but it'll definitely make them more fvnny!
... that's good, I guess?
With a pose like that, any metal-related caption is possible.