A backstage pass AND a stun gun, a potato sack, and a getaway van.
Should've let the crowd get closer to the stage. That's what you get for distancing yourself.
Considering that he's standing beneath an elaborate series of vertical platforms topped by (presumably) hair-ridden humanoids, I'm betting he played a lot of Donkey Kong in the '80s.
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