This is what happens when you don't bully the band nerds enough in school. They grow up and do things like this.

Bonus points for "Strauss relief" (did you notice that one? I bet you didn't).

If it was a Wagner show, you should at least be glad there weren't any Nazis.

As a white person, I've probably used "yo" more often when talking about contemporary cellists than when saying hello in a casually idiomatic manner.