Ugh, it's 2012 and you're STILL listening to that stuff? Aren't you bored of it by now?
Start your little progeny off right with Rockabye Baby, a project that turns legendary rock tracks from the likes of Queen, Foo Fighters, and The Red Hot Chili Peppers into soothing lullabies. You'll never have to hear moronic baby music ever again.
Sample their Van Halen cover and see for yourself.
[laughingsquid via tdw]