It's tough being a Hufflepuff. They're not courageous like those in Gryffindor, not smart like those in Ravenclaw, and they can't even aspire to be evil masterminds like members of Slytherin. They're just vaguely friendly and won't douche out on you. This parody of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" tries to put some pride back into the most overlooked house.
Oh Alice, if your surprise rendition of Lady Gaga from your set at Bonnaroo proved anything, it's that you're a rebel through and through. Because there's nothing more shock rock than shocking your own fanbase with a cover of a radio-friendly hit.