He can almost drink!
One year ago, a video of a rooster with a sick sludge growl hit YouTube. It only took somebody to dub the appropriate death metal instrumentals for the video to go viral.
The rooster promptly joined a death metal band, where its bandmates promptly sacrificed it to Death Lord Satan.
It's also George Washington's birthday, but he was a better president than singer. Wooden teeth are terrible for your voice.
The vocalist behind the iconic "let the bodies hit the floor" chorus would have turned 10 today. Unfortunately, he died in 2002, just six months after the single hit the airwaves. R.I.P.
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