Overconfident Bassist

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Overconfident Bassist
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If the orchestra stage were a parking lot, the bass would be the double-parked Hummer.

Something About Dropping Basses

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Something About Dropping Basses
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It was better because I was EXPECTING the joke to be something about dropping basses. Now that I can see it isn't, it's actually funnier.

Music Instructions WIN

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Music Instructions WIN
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Must be Italian for "drop the bass." Which is odd, since this is sheet music for a string bass.

I'd Slap That!

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I'd Slap That!
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Marty Friedman's face seals the deal!