King of Music Criticism

Favorite
King of Music Criticism
- -

Quiz time! What was Hank listening to? 1) Dubstep 2) Raps 3) Country 4) Metal 5) A nature sounds relaxation tape of stones dropping into a whirlpool 6) Farts

NO GOOGLE ALLOWED

Coming to You This Fall on MTV

Favorite
Coming to You This Fall on MTV
- -

The only Chris Rock in this show are the verbal rocks people are slinging at Chris Brown.

Attention Gwar Fans!

Favorite
Attention Gwar Fans!
- -

That's right! Is your loved one complaining you spend too much time butchering the innocent in the carrion-strewn hellpits across town? Are you having trouble finding someone who shares your dread loathing of the puny wretches who people the earth? Gwar will relieve you from the festering stink of existential rot!

Ga\m/e of Thrones

Favorite
- -

The second season of Game of Thrones aired last night! To celebrate, here's a metal cover of the theme song. Shows about high medieval warring kingdoms are practically begging for metal-inspired takes on them anyway.