Donna Summer Is Deader Than Disco

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Oh god, is it too soon for "disco is dead" jokes? We on the internet don't have a filter for that kind of thing. Regardless, the 5-time Grammy winner and Queen of Disco, Donna Summer, passed away this morning at the age of 63 following a battle with cancer. She was known for such hits as "Last Dance", "Hot Stuff", "She Works Hard for the Money," and "I Feel Love."

R.I.P. Bob Dylan

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R.I.P. Bob Dylan
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The legendary singer-songwriter was found dead yesterday outside his hotel room in Oaxaca, Mexico. He was 71.

Zombie Drummer FAIL

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Zombie Drummer FAIL
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"Okay, okay, we'll think of someone different. How about that one Beatle with blonde hair and glasses? No? Maybe Robert Palmer. Him too? Well, why not Amy Winehouse? The kids are mad about ... ARE YOU SERIOUS? When?"

The Internet Reacts to Randy Blythe

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The Internet Reacts to Randy Blythe
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You may have already heard how Lamb of God frontman Randy Blythe was arrested in Prague for the 2010 death of a concertgoer. The internet (particularly the Metal Memes subreddit) reacted in characteristically swift and tasteless fashion. If it isn't too soon, it's probably not on the internet.