An Oddly Philosophical Answer

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That class you just fell asleep in is NOT health class, and unlike health class, the answer to everything in math class is NOT "penis in vagina". #LFMF
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Many of life's questions could be answered by this response.

Salted Meat

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If you are a woman who pays a visit to the Dead Sea and decides to take a dip, do NOT spread your legs in the water. The intensely salty water will gain access to your hoo-hah and it will burn like crazy until you can get to a shower. #LFMF
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