When speaking to a woman, never look at her chest and say "Ooh, the twins!". Even if the shirt has the twins from Boondock Saints. #LFMF
When asking one of your twin nieces to make you a cup of coffee, make sure the one you ask is the nice one. You just might end up asking the evil Satan-spawn twin (Whom openly hates you to do it, who will make use of the perfect chance to give you food poisoning.) #LFMF
When feeding your infant twins with your overprotective wife, after she tells you to "be careful!" about something for the millionth time, do not say in an exasperated tone, "Why are you constantly nagging me to be careful? It's not like we don't have a spare." You may sleep alone for a while. #LFMF
When wife and mother-in-law live in the same house and are identical twins from behind, be sure you know who sneaking up on when feeling "frisky". #LFMF
if people are asking the difference between your twin nieces, dont tell them that niece #1 has bigger breasts. #LFMF
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