If you're a transvestite, and you've had a crush on a friend for as long as you can remember. DONT ask said friend out, they will point out that you used to be the same gender as them, and you will be horribly rejected. #LFMF
If you have macho guy friends visiting don't forget you hung your girly panties in the shower to dry. Specially if you're a closet transvestite. #LFMF
When in doubt, it's not a woman. #LFMF
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