Your friend pretending to shoot you with your sister's pepper spray? He undid the safety switch. RUN! For the next 2 hours, your life will be consumed by a peppery hell. You will be blind, unable to breathe and all you will taste, smell, and feel is a horrible rancid peppery burning. Also, the screams of the innocents caught in the room will be ringing in your ears. #LFMF
Sniffing pepper does not make you sneeze like in the cartoons. It does however cause mind numbing pain for several hours. #LFMF
Pepper spray NEVER equals pepper. They will laugh at you in the ER, your GF will laugh at you with every cop friend she has in the department, and you will be offered mace every time you eat out together. #LFMF
When chopping habinero peppers. Always wash your hands before going to the bathroom. The oil and juices will cause your junk to burn for hours.
If you get pepper in your eye from your hand, don't try to wipe it with the same hand. #LFMF
When trying to spice up your stirfry, DO NOT chop up several dried habanero peppers and throw them in the hot oil in the wok. Unless, of course, you want to pepper spray your entire house. #LFMF
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