An Oddly Philosophical Answer

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That class you just fell asleep in is NOT health class, and unlike health class, the answer to everything in math class is NOT "penis in vagina". #LFMF
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Many of life's questions could be answered by this response.

Flasher

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Even if you're in a rush, take your penis out AFTER you enter the bathroom. Someone could be in there. #LFMF
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Poked

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When your husband gets out of the shower and starts to do a little dance get out of the way because he will trip over a table and you will end up with a penis in your eye. #LFMF
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Too Ashamed To Say

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When sneaking a picture of your penis on your wife's cell phone background to surprise her make sure she will be the first one to turn on her phone and not her mother. #LFMF
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Less Doubt Now

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When in doubt, it's not a woman. #LFMF
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Congressional Junk

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Never send a picture of Anthony Weiner's junk to your ex-girlfriend. She might think it's your junk. #LFMF
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