The Vermont Teddy Bear Company is Selling a "50 Shades" Bear. We're Doomed as a Species.

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That image is completely 100% real. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, long-time sellers of adorable bear products, is selling a Christian Grey teddy bear - apparently fully licensed. The parade of sadness continues on their official tumblr, which features forced memes of the bear making terrible sexual puns:



Why, you may ask? Because #brands, yo. Hashtag brands.

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Merchandising FAIL

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I'm not sure what upsets me more, the mislabeling or the fact that a dark and powerful Sith lord is being featured on a heart-shaped box. What's the biggest FAIL here? Let us know in the comments!