Juxtaposition FAIL

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The Vermont Teddy Bear Company is Selling a "50 Shades" Bear. We're Doomed as a Species.

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That image is completely 100% real. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, long-time sellers of adorable bear products, is selling a Christian Grey teddy bear - apparently fully licensed. The parade of sadness continues on their official tumblr, which features forced memes of the bear making terrible sexual puns:



Why, you may ask? Because #brands, yo. Hashtag brands.

This One Will Get You a Ticket to the Couch for the Night

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This Freudian News Slip is Perfect For Today

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Wow What an Original and Creative Valentine!

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Thanks I Think?

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Take some time to FAIL with someone close to you over at Dating FAILs!

A Friendly Valentine's Day Reminder From... Wait, What?

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